Sunday, May 29, 2011

Cheat Meals? -

Cheat Meals? Yay or Nay?"
by
Sha Sha Gabor
[Edited by Narkissos]
Written for: The NarkSide

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Cheat meals... Who needs 'em? No, I mean seriously... do we 'need' them?

A couple of years ago I remember Chris Rock stating that Americans have too much. He said it was evident from the rise in food intolerances that Americans have too much. He then asked how Somalians would react if packages of powdered milk were dropped off in regions where the people had little food... He queried whether or not they would refuse the milk on the basis that they were lactose intolerant.

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Westerners are privileged to be able to eat for desire as opposed to necessity. It’s only when one embarks on a performance based diet that our emotional dependence on food is exposed.

...and boy is it ever exposed.

At its simplest, a meal should consist of protein, carbohydrates and fats which provide essential vitamins and minerals, right? However, due to social conditioning, we have all these stipulations on what a meal is. For some it’s the temperature of the food that defines it as a meal, for others it’s the inclusion of dessert, for others it’s the type of macronutrient that determines which meal it is and the list goes on.(1)



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This is where the concept of the cheat meal comes into the argument:
For anyone who is undergoing a strict nutrition regime, the changes can be mentally arduous. In many cases, people have to challenge the social conditioning that has occurred for decades. Like Pavlov’s dog, there seems to be a physiological reaction that accompanies certain stimuli. In my case, lunch and dinner do not feel complete unless they are sealed with a sweet dish of some sort. Apparently this is due to my upbringing in America. In order to overcome this, I have begun doing the following after some meals:
  • Gargling with artificially flavoured mouthwash.
  • Eating a little sugar free jello or drinking hot sugar-free Robinsons squash to convince the brain that the meal is done.
Hopefully these are just interim measure until my brain creates new patterns.

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Food for many a Westerner is like a scent. It has an emotional stamp which is where the cheat meal and the concept of rewards come into play.

I do believe that cheat meals have a physiological benefit as well. Using myself as an example (again) - I LOVE chocolate! Hotel Chocolate and Green and Black are top of the list. After going for long periods of time without chocolate, when I do eat it, the sensation is phenomenal and I only need a little to satisfy the sweet tooth. Anything over "a little" and I begin to feel ill. This is great news (- as odd as THAT sounds)! It means that overtime, my body will adapt mentally, physically and emotionally to chocolate so that it can be incorporated sparingly (- when I’m not prepping for shows that is). In this sense, the cheat meal is working to reconditioning my approach to chocolate.

I’ve also heard rumours that they cheat meal can sometimes shock the body into increasing the metabolism which does make sense. I have no personal experience with such however.

Continuing:
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img src: my.opera.com/hungryghost/blog/One thing I have learned about the cheat meal is that it needs to be sensible. If your diet has no dairy or gluten because you are intolerant to them, eating a cheat meal with dairy and gluten is just dumb. FACT! If the portion sizes in your diet are moderate, eating a ‘super sized’ meal is just dumb. FACT!

In short:
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Caption: The human body is an amazing machine
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The human body is an amazing machine – as is the brain that controls it. It is down to each individual to find the ‘cheat meal’ solution that works for them and take ownership of their neuro-linguistic association with food.

Take ownership TODAY!

-Shaherah Jordan
Client of: The NarkSide

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References 
1. Wansink, Payne, Shimizu.  "Is this a meal or snack?" Situational cues that drive perceptions. Appetite. 2010 Feb;54(1):214-6. Epub 2009 Oct 4.

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Failures, squats, assholes, and broken things.

NarkSide: May 26th 2011

Forewarning:
really, I should have entitled this blog entry " 'try' and 'do'...both should matter to you"; but then I might've gotten caught into a rant-free mode...punctuated with rainbows, unicorns, and candy.


And...you know as well as I do: Candy makes you fat. Fuck that.

*clears throat*

The real world, vs the fitness world - why the difference?
Firstly...IS there a difference?

There must be. I say this because the things I've experienced in the "real world" clash so heavily with the things I see daily in the fitness world.

People, in the real world, are assholes... Point blank.


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"No, no Nark...that's just mean!"

...But is it?

For one, I know that if I treated my clients the way people treated others in the real world...I'd have no clients.

In my past relationships, and even within interactions with my family, I've seen a common theme: people don't (generally) appreciate effort unless it transcends into the achievement of a goal. I've heard other people echo a similar sentiment where their interaction with family and significant others is concerned.

Personally, I remember a significant other putting it ever-so-eloquently by saying: "there is no try...there is only do". (Yes...apparently within bastardized Star Wars quotes one can find the answer to all relationship issues. Thank you dear heavenly Yoda.)


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No "trying" means: if you try to communicate an emotion, but it doesn't effectively carry over, then you've failed to communicate. Later you'll hear, "you never communicate."

No "trying" means: if you attempt to clean a room, and your attempt to do so doesn't meet a pre-set standard (regardless of it being your best) you will have failed to clean. Later you'll hear, "you never clean."

And, I say "Never" because arguments are always fed with absolutes.

^^Saw what I did there?


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On the flipside, "real people" become clients...and in so doing get transported to the magical fairytale commonly called the gym. At the gym, people expect the rules of reality (as they enact and follow in "real life") to bend. If a client were to go to the gym 6 days per week...diet 7 days per week, but cheated on their diet or missed a weight-loss goal, would telling 'em "you suck" be fitting?

No... It wouldn't.

If a client capable (in your estimation) of squatting 300 pounds for 20 reps failed at the 15th rep (for whatever reason), would you berate them for their lack of follow-through?

Not if you wanted a.) To see them succeed in their goals, b.) To keep 'em as clients.

So why is it acceptable in "real life?"

*pauses*

No answer?

That's because it SHOULDN'T BE asshole!



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"Ok Nark...but how does this relate to health and fitness man?!"

It doesn't.

...Or maybe it does, in the same way that everything we do, think, and feel about ourselves and bodies affects our pursuit of health and happiness.

To those of you out there dedicating your time and energy to self-improvement I have to say this: there is no shame in failing. Fitness is a lifestyle choice - a journey of a lifetime. Failure is an opportunity to learn...so embrace your shortcomings. Learn from them, and grow as a person. Ripped abdominals will follow suit.


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^^They have no choice but to.

To the rest of you...stop being assholes. They stink.

-Corey "Narkissos" Springer
Owner of:
"The
NarkSide" Fitness Forums
Apollo Fitness Barbados
NarkSide Apparel

Saturday, May 14, 2011

"Thank You Corey" - No... Thank YOU.

by Corey Springer
NarkSide: May 2011

Hi all.

I guess it's about time for one of my rants. I'm sorry to disappoint however, as I have none. Today's piece, is all unicorns and rainbows...as I'm just so VERY thankful right now.

It's 1:06 a.m. in Barbados.

My phone just rang.

Weird number... almost seemed like too many digits. I didn't get to it in time to answer it... so it went straight to voicemail.

Given that I work with people all over the world via GetNarked.net and NarkSide.com, I figured that it was one of my clients.


Rang up the voicemail to verify. 

Truthfully, while I expected that it'd be one of my clients... I didn't expect what I encountered.

What DID I run headfirst into?

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The WARMEST thank-you, that I've received in a REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, long time...and it came all the way from Australia at that.

It went:

"Hey Corey...It's James. I just wanted to take this opportunity to thank you personally for all the hard work you put into me and my template.

I just wanted to call you to thank you personally.

I hope I didn't wake you up... I just wanted to thank you.

Everything's going very well...

I've found something now that I'm interested in, and I'm going to continue it.

Thanks mate."


1:06 a.m.

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^^me.

My day is made.

My week is made.

Heck... that may have made my year.

We shouldn't live life expecting anything in return I was taught.

When something does come, we should be grateful.

Today... I am.

Thank YOU James.

And thanks to each and every one of you gents and ladies who keep reading my blogs, and supporting my businesses.


All the best!

- Corey “Narkissos” SpringerOwner of: “The NarkSide” Fitness Forums,Apollo Fitness Barbados, &; NarkSide Apparel.